Man, 26, brutally attacked by girl, 15
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Pictured is the state a man was left in last night after he was attacked by a young girl in Moredun, Edinburgh.
The attack was said to have taken place at around 12:46 yesterday night and was said to be because the girl in question received food poisoning from the local Chinese cuisine so was out to get Chinese men in a racist rage. The young girl fled the scene but the man, Ho Ching Choo, who miraculously survived, said the girl was famous for being "a slag" and was fifteen, although she looked older. Ho believed that the girl's name was Charley McCreadie, and was identified by her piercing that looked like it could "cause pain to her family."
Police Scotland are looking for any information on the wearabouts of Miss McCreadie, as she is wanted for not only Mr Ching Choo attack but for shoplifting after she stole a bucket of fried chicken from her local fried chicken store.
People are warned that Charley is extremely dangerous as she can spray venom up to fifty feet.
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