Lewis Marsden Arrested for having sex with a Vending Machine !!

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On the 31st of October 2016, at 19:45 Lewis Marsden aged 18 was caught by an OAP, sliding his penis in and out of the vending machine after a few minutes of this the OAP approached the 18 year old . The OAP Phil Mafourskin had a nasty surprise when he shouted 'oi young boy what the hell are you playing at you absolute cretin' Lewis replied in a slow retarded voice 'Nout lad just bangin a vending machine init' after 20 mins of this incident the police arrived and found Ketamine, Wizz and poppers on the young man and has been sentenced to 17 months in prison for sexual exploitation and slinking on a elderly man.

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