Exposed! Feltham Man's Disturbing Secret

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A sickening discovery was made by police in the town of Feltham when they responded to a call on Monday evening. Christopher Moon, 32, was found by police in a compromising situation involving a dead pig, leather straps and an industrial sized tub of Vaseline.

Concerned neighbours made the call to police, who sent a response vehicle to the Glebelands recreational space following reports of extremely disturbing noises, first thought to be some kind of injured animal. But what they found was even more horrific.

Mr Moon, of Shaftesbury Avenue, Feltham has been apprehended pending further investigation and is expected to be charged on two counts of Necrophilia, Bestiality, Indecent Exposure and Disturbing the Peace.

When asked for comment, PC Andy Walsh of Feltham Police had the following to say: "Never in all my years as a pig in Feltham have I witnessed something so depraved. I'm gonna need 5 months off at least after this, and will most likely fall off the wagon too"

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