Max Grierson Takes Out Rocket League Championship
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Just like Steven Bradbury, in a shocking turn of events, Max Grierson, the shittest Rocket League player since that cunt Drunk, has taken out the championship. His fierce competitor, Fleet Admiral Timmeh Dickens, got a serious case of blue-balls and forfeited the game to go have a wank over his absolute banging Rocket League Aerials. This left the Sir Grierson to take out the championship and recieve the prize of a single kiss on his cock from whoever he pleases. Rumor has it, he has his eyes on Stephen Hawking :D
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