Insane woman arrested in Clare County

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Insane woman arrested in Clare County

On Monday, November 14th, at around 9 p.m., Clare county woman, Kristina MacDonald, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public indecency, and resisting/obstructing an officer. Central dispatch received a report that someone in a Tinker Bell costume was seen near Hill Haven Subdivision in Lake, obstructing traffic by dancing in the road and throwing handfuls of "fairy dust" (silver glitter) at oncoming traffic. When deputies arrived on the scene, they found Kristina MacDonald dancing on Silver Lake Dr. in a Tinker Bell costume. Deputies asked MacDonald what she was doing. MacDonald stated "I can fly,I can fly!" Deputies asked MacDonald if she was mentally stable? MacDonald replied "Just think happy thoughts!", threw a handful of "fairy dust" in the air, then proceeded to climb up on the officers vehicle and shouted "Watch this I can fly." Before deputy's could react MacDonald was laying on the ground laughing hysterically, saying "I guess that thought wasn't happy enough." MacDonald was taken into custody for further mental evaluation.

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