Area man farts and brings down entire civilisation
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Ok the evening of Tuesday, 7th of February 2017, Neil James Logan farted the smelliest fart that has ever happened in the history of forever. (Source)
Locals to the Falkirk High area, now being referred to as "ground zero" reported a strange rumbling sound, before clouds of bass filled the air, blocking out street lights and restricting oxygen.
Fortunately the citizens of Falkirk were able to alert the authorities who commandeered the emergency alarm based at Ineos refinery in Grangemouth, alerting the public to remain indoors.
Unfortunately many outdoor livestock and pets were not so lucky. Mr. Logan was unavailable for further comment.
If you or someone you know have been affected by the fart incident then please phone out emergency hotline on 01324 678 678.
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