Endicott Man Called 'Drunkest Man Ever'

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Local Endicott Brandon Petrigallon has been called the drunkest man to ever live, in a recent survey. Medical experts are shocked that he is still alive, despite having no functioning livers and having a constant BAC of .5.

"If he stops now, he'll die." said Dr. Davon Rogford, DDS.

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