18 year old Tituba convicted of crack

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As of Thursday, February 16th,2017 Somerset woman, Tituba, a struggling African American woman living amongst the whites, was convicted of crack. The young girl went to take a drug test at Saint Bartholemew Hospital for a drug test for her job wiping old people's asses. Her friend who requests not to be name, urinated in a travel sized shampoo bottle. Whilst in the bathroom, Tituba was caught pouring the specimen into the drug test cup. Upon being confronted, Tituba responded "I don't speak English. I am a struggling white woman living amongst you crazy whites." Doctors on call report Tituba acting in a psychotic manner and were left with no choice but to confiscate her shampoo bottle and call the authorities. Within 20 minutes, Tituba was taken into custody and will be arraigned early Friday morning. The jurisdiction will be reported publicly late tomorrow evening.

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