Local Man Arrested For 3 Counts of "Oral Arson" ????????????

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Neil "Hitman Tongue" Dyson, Was Arrested Earlier This Evening For His alleged Involvement In 3 Local Store Burnings... Witnesses Say He Was Handed A Tic Tac At A Local Dennys And This Caused Him To Go On A Rampage. Breathing That Hot Ass Shit Across The Room... He's Also Wanted For Robbing Wal-Mart For Every Spice In The Back. And 12 Gallons Of Louisiana Hot Sauce... If You have Any information On His Whereabouts Please Call 1-800 THAT SHIT HOT... All Callers Remain Anonymous.

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