Essex barber lands multi-million pound modelling contract
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Kyle Pollard, a barber from Alresford in Essex has landed himself a multi-million pound modelling contract with The Mad Hatter Modelling Agency.
Kyle described the signing as one of the most momentous days in his life, second only to Manchester United's 8-2 thrashing over Arsenal a few years back.
Kyle has long been a wearer of hats and claims he doesn't like to discriminate when it comes to which hat he likes to pose with, exclusively telling us 'feminine hats really are my forté if I'm honest with you, but I'm gender neutral and will happily slip on a hunting cap if I'm feeling extra masculine'.
When quizzed on whether he would continue his work as a male hairdresser in the seaside town of Brightlingsea, Kyle acknowledged he would have a tough time living a double life saying: 'I've been living a double life for quite some time, the first 28 years of my life consisted of me keeping quiet about my feminine hat obsession and this contract is my key to freedom. Now I can be who I was born to be'.
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