Local drunk told to grow up and stop trying to be banksy

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Local swansea man jamie "Tracey" Necrews was told by swansea magistrates that he needed to grow up and stop trying be the next banksy, Necrews of winch wen a well known local painter and decorator and local drunk was found in a heap on the halfway playing fields flicking paint at walls whilest swigging from the dregs of his left over white lightning, when approached by police and the anti vandalism unit Necrews hurled abuse at officers shouting in a tone that can only resemble fans at a football shouting "you don't know what you doing" scrolls on the wall of the changing rooms read "do ew know who I am I'm Tracey's son" and "Cardiff smells of s**t" on arrest Necrews told officers he planned on being the next banksy officers arrested Necrews and showed him several other graffiti one with a woman on a broom stick which claims to be a painting of a friend called carrie, magistrates fined Necrews who left court under a white sheet for fear of having his identity revealed like a real life banksy and boarded a first Cymru bus the number 31 he has been banned from entering the playing fields of the halfway and fined £50 he must also obey to 7-7 curfew

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