Closing of Sandy Pines Golf Club

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Owner Bob Pines announced yesterday that Sandy Pines Golf Club will be closing due to waste management problems. The problem was located in the bridal house, they found what some would call a nightmare. Feces had been filling up the house for the last 3 months. Pines stated that the house is in complete disarray. They will be closing their doors on April 26th and reopening May 28th. There is only one wedding scheduled during that time, the bride is probably furious reading this but it's only a joke so calm down and get ready to party. I love you so much Brittney King, don't kill me for this.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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