This Fucker Hasn't Hit a Lick All Day
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Local nihilist, Parrish Williams sat around his house all day today. The lazy piece of shit didn't even go to mailbox or even bother to put on a pair of underwear.
He did, however, manage to watch seven straight hours of Sportscenter as well as Captain America: Civil War (his sixth viewing of this thoroughly mediocre film).
At press time, Parrish was trying to decide whether or not to finish the fifth of whiskey that is currently sitting in the back of his pantry. Sources speculate it is unlikely that he'll even bother to lift his fat ass off the couch for the rest of the evening.
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