File Those Nails: New Study Finds Women Who Scratch Their Significant Other's Backs Live A Longer, More Fulfilling Life
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A new study conducted by the Elias Foundation has determined that women who scratch the back of their significant other at least once a day, on average, live nearly 5 years longer and conduct a more pleasant and happy lifestyle than woman who do not spend time "scratching the itch".
The 3-year study conducted on 2,000 U.S. women, showed the emotional fulfillment that women receive from helping out their partner led to 2X more endorphins in the brain than are normally found.
Dr. Aluhso Veriwant said that while women are known to have a more compassionate nature than their male counterparts, that "it is still surprising to find such a menial task can produce so much well-being."
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