Montgomery Man deemed 'the man' by Guinness Book of World Records & Diageo Manufacturing

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The Guinness book of world Records in collaboration with Diageo Manufacturing (known for Guinness Beer) has completed their assessment of the world's 3.6 billion men and concluded Andrew Stewart of Montgomery, AL is the man.

Andrew was chosen for having a huge penis and matching intellect while maintaining modesty and compassion for the lessor man.

"I only wish I could have met Andrew before I met my twat of a husband; hell I wish Andrew was my dad and my husband" contributor to the white house Ivanka Trump shared.

In response to the reward, the 6' 4" giant claimed "that's cool. thanks".

That is cool Andrew. You truly are the man.

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