Cuba is Heaven

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For a long time nobody has ever been able to go to Cuba very easily, but some still do. Those that do say it's a beautiful place with so much to do and so much to see. It's quite obvious that the famour rapper Tupac Shakkir is living in Cuba along with Elvis, Michael Jackson, and other long lost celeberties. Now nobody may have seen them there but that is simply because they are hiding with Jesus somewhere in Cuba. Those who do get to go to Cuba are simply getting a piece of Heaven. But where is Hell you may ask? Inside of Cuba, also known as Heaven, there is a maximum security prison called Guantanamo Bay Destention Camp, where some of the worst people to have ever lived go. That is where Satin was taking after being banished by God during the time of Adam And Eve. While the locals of Cuba are angels and the inmates of Guantanamo Bay are deamons; it is now confirmed by highly trained and sought after scientist that Cuba is in fact Heaven. Keep this is mind next time you go to Cuba and remember to respect the locals, because that is where you will be going when you die too.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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