Ex-Lions receiver Calvin Johnson coming out of retirement and signs with Seattle
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RENTON, WA - Seattle Seahawks blazing fast and dependable receiving corp just received a boost in height, reliability, and elite stardom when the ex-Detroit Lions superstar receiver signed with the team for the league minimum salary Saturday morning. With Calvin Johnson's signing, this obviously makes the Seahawks offense that more dangerous, with star QB Russell Wilson at the helm, TE Jimmy Graham, Doug Baldwin, Tyler Lockett, rising star Paul Richardson, and a plethora of young running backs. Seahawks offensive coordinator Darrel Bevell on "Megatron's" acquisition: "With all these weapons at my disposal, I can continue to use my basic playbook with my 4 solid plays, and run the ball on 2nd and 3rd down and long. Play Action will work better, and opposing defenses won't be able to stop us. My philosophy is Run, Pass, Run, Punt".
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