Russian Submarine Spotted In Lake Lanier (Update)
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The Associated Press has confirmed via an anonymous source from the Georgia Department of Natural Resources (DNR) that rangers have stepped up patrols in Lake Sidney Lanier upon report of a Russian submarine off the coast of Forsyth County, Georgia.
In addition to the DNR, the sheriff's offices of Forsyth, Dawson, Hall, and Lumpkin Counties, in addition to the Gwinnett County Police Department's Special Marine Operations Group (SMOG) is joining in the hunt.
Cadets from nearby University of North Georgia in Dahlonega have established shore batteries with 155mm Howitzers on loan from the Georgia National Guard.
"Bubba" Johnson, Grand Imperial Cyclops Wizard of the Northeast Georgia Aryan Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, and members of the local Tea Parties are also on alert to provide assistance as needed.
"It's all Obama's fault!", stated Johnson. "We stand by President Trump to make America great again by eliminating this threat to our God-fearing Christian nation."
Meg Prissie, public relations specialist with the Lake Lanier Tea Party Patriot Brigade, released the following statement...
"Our prayers are with the defenders of Lake Lanier as they work to stamp out this Obama-led threat to the good Christian men and women of our region. There is no room for communism in our great state."
President Trump tweeted his support as follows...
"Prayers for the Obamabusters who are combatting this threat to our freedoms. makelakelaniersafeagain"
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