Jason Keech of Rockford, IL shocked to hear another use for his invention...and another!

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You may not have purchased Jason Keech's new invention, the Plumbus®. Very few have, but this household invention is starting to gain traction around his hometown of Rockford Illinois. What started off as a simple household device suddenly caught national attention when several people discovered the handy contraption has more than it's intended five uses. Julie Mangia, 42 and mother of five says that she initially purchased a Plubmus® as a gift to help her husband perform his duties around the home. She was shocked when she discovered that the item also helped her perform OTHER daily tasks. "I was on my way home from work when I realized, hey wait a minute, I could use the Plumbus!" Julie rushed home and saw that the shleem and the grumbo could be used interchangeably with her chore. "It cut my time in half!" Keech was thrilled that his invention could be used for such a noble purpose. Sales of the Plumbus® have doubled since January of this year, and Jason sees no signs of slowing. "I make them at home, I initially just needed to figure something out with what to do with all of this excess schleem, thankfully I realized I could re-purpose all of it for the dingle bop, and the rest is history!" The Plumbus® can be found in nearly 4,000 stores nationwide as of May 2017.

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