LONG LAKE CLOSED TILL FURTHER NOTICE !!!!!!!

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A popular resort area in northern Indiana , has been closed till further notice ! long lake a popular resort destination located in the town of laketon Indiana has been closed till further notice . state health officials conducted tests in all of the areas numerous lakes and ponds , to find the urine level after the holiday weekend , while most lakes averaged 12 to 18 , urine levels , long lake scored a whooping 57 urine level , the 15th highest level ever recorded .
health officials blame the alarming levels on a larger than average crowd and the large amount of beer consumed over the holidays , they are advising the public not to drink the water or eat any fish until further notice

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