Trump mends ties with Duerte in the Philippines as China moves military personel to Scarborough shoal
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After his world wind tour of upsetting Europeans and scarring American liberals at the G20 summit President Trump has reached out to mend ties with Americas oldest ally.
After a lengthy phone call with President Duerte the 2 agreed they would hold a visa exchange program and the United States of America will give 1 resident visa for every resident visa issued to an American by the Philippines.
President Trump insured the American people it was a great deal for America as Philippinos are good low cost labor and they would be tax payers unlike the old sex crazed drunks we would be sending in to fill their spots abroad.
This program will start as soon as Obama takes back the role of president in 2098.
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