Oh Yes they call him the Streak

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Oh Yes they call him the Streak

In a small, rural town somewhere in Colorado, a man was caught racing down the old dirt road in nothing but his underwear! A witness, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated that he was out on his farm around 7:00 a.m. this morning, feeding his cows when he saw a reddish blur streak past him about 20 yards away. The farmer went to investigate this strange sight and saw that the man was cackling and running amok in his squash garden!! " It was the oddest thang I saw!" stated the farmer, " He was just going crazy, then the next thing I knew, he was stripping off his clothes! I yelled to my wife, who was coming out the house, "Don't look Ethel! But it was too late. She had already been mooned!" The police are asking the public to come forward if anyone happened to witness this event. Please call Streakstoppers at 1-800-NO-NUDE!


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