Don Phinney wins Congressional seat

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Today Donald Phinney as randomly selected to replace Nancy pelosi who died suddenly after drowning in her own pile of bull excrement. Residents of her home state were shocked by the Democratic parties choice of an out of state libertarian for the seat. When we interviewed several key leaders said they could not come to an agreement so we just looked at our Facebook feeds and picked someone at random who seemed not to like Trump. It was not till much later we discovered he was also not a great fan of progressive liberals.

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