Increased highway patrol presence in International falls, MN

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Due to a dwindling population and an increasing drug problem the state patrol has decided to add an additional 5 state patrol officers to the area. The town is rumored to also have a lot of middle aged adults that don't wear their seat belts while driving around town. The new facilities are already in place, as the federal government built a multi million dollar border patrol facility recently in the area that looks like a federal prison. There's plenty, and I mean plenty of room to house the additional staff . If you plan on visiting this northern Minnesota town, then plan on seeing a state patrol every other block, and wear your seat belt! Never mind that you are an adult and don't need your decisions mandated for you.

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