The Cheesesteak Truck quarantined for gross violations

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Tampa officials today announced they have locked-up the Cheeseteak Truck for unlawful use of language not allowed in Florida. These include "I got ya cheesesteak right here", "go to the back of the line - you idiot", "don't tell me what you don't want". Apparently these terms and offensive remarks are acceptable in Philadelphia and in areas where they support Donald Trump.

Breaking news tried to interview the owner - Tom Bradley of St. Petersburg Florida, but he declined to comment. Actually we're not sure he declined since he was not sober at the time. Later we found Mr. Bradley having inappropriate contact with a donkey.

As additional facts come to light, we'll bring you the up-to-date news.

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