Goodwin Family Dispute Ends with Violent Swirly
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Becky Goodwin Gray of Wagoner, Oklahoma was last seen at a truck stop off of I-40 near Sallisaw where she was said to be involved in a violent altercation with an older, balding family member, David Goodwin.
According to eyewitnesses, the two were teasing each other when things took a serious turn. Becky, who grew tired of David's offensive jokes decided to take him to the bathroom to give him a swirly. She left the door open and it was there that she began to hold his head in the toilet flushing repeatedly. After about 5 minutes, David became unconscious.
One eye witness claims he tried to stop her but she overpowered him with minimal effort.
"I really thought I could restrain her since I'm an Olympic gold medalist in power lifting," said the witness, "but she was just too strong."
Becky bolted outside and was seen running down the interstate heading west. She was wearing blue jeans and a red top with a small poop stain on her right side from the swirly incident.
According to Sequoyah County Sheriff, you should not approach her. She is assumed to smell a little funky.
If you have any information leading to the arrest of Becky Gray, please contact your local law enforcement immediately.
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