Tulare man kills shark with beer can

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A Tulare man is being hailed as a hero after he heroically killed a man eating shark with a beer can. Michael Santos was enjoying a nice day in the pool when a shark appeared. "I wasn't scared one bit, sharks are giant pussies." He used a beer can to cave the sharks head in. "It was a really good beer and I didn't want to waste it, but you gotta do what you gotta do."

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