Minnesota Gubernatorial Race Just Got Interesting
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Minnesota governor Mark Dayton has some very tough competition in his bid for reelection. As of Tuesday, Treg Ihnen submitted all necessary paperwork and will be on the ballot statewide!
Ihnen has been drawing large crowds of late and the polls show him with a 6 lead plus or minus 2 margin of error by Superj polling.
Treg brings a very energetic campaign to the land of 1,000 lakes and his policies are drawing a lot of younger constituents into his fold. Jill Smith, a student in Minneapolis told breaking news 247 that Treg is the best choice because he has "got it"! Smith added that Ihnen looks good in a pair of overalls and that his tractor is sexy.
Democrats in the state are in full panic mode after hearing of Ihnen's bid for governor. A state Democrat spokesman broke down in tears when asked his thoughts. "We're doomed. We'll be lucky to get any votes." Mark Dayton was unavailable for comment.
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