Jerry World- Apocalypse?

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Today long time fan and owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, announced that he is retiring, TMZ reports.

Addressing Cowboys fans in a video message, Jones said, " It's been a hell of a 28 years here in Dallas. But when it comes down to brass tax the Mara family made me an offer I can't refuse. I know that the other NFL owners won't like the Maras's owning 75 of the NFC East but I don't give a damn. How bout them Giants?! God Bless."

In this absolutely strange showing, Mr. Jones seemed a little unhinged. Crazy or not, this will be sure to change the entire future of the National Football League.

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