Local man wins big in the Virginia Lottery

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Richard Sheetz from Woodstock has scratched a ticket of his dreams. He purchased the winning ticket at Markley's Store in Maurertown last Tuesday morning. He and his funny little hunny was on a ravin rovin reporter drive to see the June Bug Festival in Zepp and they stopped to pick up a not so Free Press and Double Cola for the ride. Mr. Sheetz decide to try his luck on a tic-tac-toe scratcher and tada....he hit the big one. He looked and looked again and even asked the clerk to double check it. Pure luck Mr. Sheetz said, pure luck. He told to clerk to just keep the change after he cashed in his 2$ winner. Congratulations Mr. Sheetz.

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