Wauseon Buckeye Fan Wins Lottery from Michigan Ticket
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Bryan Henricks, a resident of Wauseon, recently purchased a Powerball Lottery ticket at an Adrian, Michigan gas station on his way home from a friend's house. "I had some amazing Mexican food earlier in the day and needed to 'drop off the Buckeyes at the horseshoe', if you know what I mean," Henricks said. "As I was leaving, I saw that the lotto was nearing a bazillion dollars, so I purchased a ticket." That bazillion dollars is now sitting in a bank vault, at an undisclosed location, guarded by 16 armed guards, two tanks, four sharks, and one wolverine. "One thing I learned in the Navy is that you can't be too careful," remarked Bryan.
As for his plans for the money, he is purchasing his mom a "My son is awesome" necklace, his dad a red stapler, his wife a dress, his son a Star Wars movie collection, his daughter a set of armed guards, and for himself... a new car. "I am saving up the rest so I can get front row tickets to the Michigan vs Ohio State game. I'm a huge Harbaugh fan. I mean, I love Meyer, but that Harbaugh guy just makes me laugh. Go Bucks!"
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