Woman falls into a coma after one drink while on vacation in Maui.

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Melissa Hampton from Bullhead AZ said she received tainted alcohol while on vacation with her husband Jeff. She was staying at the new Westin in Maui and had only had one Mai Tai when she fell violently ill and dropped into a coma.

We sent a reporter to Maui to do some investigation in to exactly what happened and uncovered a different story.

Turns out while at the bar she ran into a girl who went to a rival high school in Needles AZ whom she had completed with in basketball. Melissa had never forgotten how her team had lost to Needles on that last second shot. To get her revenge she challenged the girl to a drinking contest. Melissa never stood a chance. After only a few Bacardi and cokes Melissa had passed out In her own pool of vomit.

When patrons at the bar were asked about the incident no one could remember the other girls full name. All they could remember was her laughing as she left and yelling at the top of her lungs "I'm a Banks bitch!"

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