Paris Hilton to run for President 2020!
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Paris Hilton has announced she will be running to beat The Donald in 2020. Hilton was quoted saying " I really enjoyed all my younger years as a celebrity icon but now I'd like to become a public figure. I'd also really like to rename the White House to "The Glam House". Trump has refused commentary but says that he is "Not allowing any pink carpets to be laid in the White House, ever."
Reps for Hilton say she has been keeping a log of the President's tweets and trying her best to fine tune her own tweets so that slowly she can emerge as a political icon. Hilton is worried no one will take her seriously since her rise to fame came from an inappropriate glimpse into her personal life. (All those who were teens in the early 2000's know EXACTLY what she means.) and those same young people that witnessed her embarrassing trip into stardom will now be the ones in charge of voting for her.
"I just want to make a difference, you know? Less fatty foods and more dog laws,. Ugly people should not be allowed to have dogs. Also i want to be friends with North Korea. Since they are in the North they are probably really cold. I will utilize the military to take blankets to them on the day I am sworn in...AND I will always stand for the National Anthem."
If this news story was shocking to you....you know what's even more shocking? That you fall for junk like this on the Internet? That's right, this story is fake. And I know you probably thought " oh I have to text Sara now!"...or...:" What til Bob hears about this."
That's really not that smart.
Do all of us in America a favor and quit believing every idiotic thing on Facebook and Twitter. Any idiot can make up a new story and publish it.....I just did. And you bought it hook, line and sinker.
Stop sharing junk like this.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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