Clintons Arrested in Pizza Parlor for Child Sex Trafficking

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By Carl Woodson and Bob Bernman

LITTLE ROCK, AR - The former President and Mrs. Clinton were arrested at Pizza Parlor on the morning of Martin Luther King Day on charges of child sex trafficking, according to local law enforcement and FBI sources that asked not to be named.

The arrests sent shockwaves that continue to rattle the American and global political landscape. Once relegated to the likes of fringe conspiracy theories, a brief investigation turned up 3 boys locked in the basement of the Pizza Parlor and what may be the remains of 2 others on the property.

"It had to come out sometime. I'm so embarrassed and ashamed" said the former President, who claimed he was in fact a victim himself over a half-century ago during the Kennedy administration. Mrs. Clinton declined to comment.

In addition to the Clintons, five professionals that have been tied to NAMBLA were also taken into custody, along with an unnamed Chinese food delivery driver. The boys have been taken into protective custody.

Speculation is growing as to how big this decades-old ring is, as well as which other prominent politicos might be involved.

President Trump could not be reached for comment but a White House aid said the President would be sending out a tweet shortly.

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