Local Va. man gets Pres. trump's attention
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A local man from Hampton Va. is getting a lot of attention these days with his idea for a revolutionary type of border fence . " It's the ultimate in border fence security . A few illegal aliens wishing to gain entry may try the fence . But after they fail.....it wont happen again " says John Torres of Hampton Va. " I just got tired of all these estimates for twenty billion plus for a complete fence that may or may not work . This is a foolproof method of curtailing illegal aliens from entering this country . I've been in contact with authorities who assure me it meets all humanitarian and Geneva convention regulations. Basically it's like your home protection . As long as warnings are posted and they still desire to try , it's on them then ." The fence has a 100 foot wide minefield and automated gun turrets every so often that are laser guided and motion activated . At an estimated cost of 4.25 billion it seems like an ideal choice . Fully automated , the fence will cut the border patrol by fifty percent for further savings to the taxpayers . The border patrol agents that are being let go will be given a job in politics . They will replace all the multiple termers in congress and the senate . They certainly couldn't do worse .
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