Local “teenager” Arrested For Abnormaly Small Genitals.
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Local Champaign Central Maroon, Brett Barcus, was seen early Monday afternoon in a car with over 200 CD’s laying around in the passengers seat. Half were CD’s of rapper, Kodak Black’s top selling hit “Skrilla”. Barcus was perceived as immature and “annoying as fuck” by his peers. It was no different when it came to the size of his petite cock. Deputies arrived to Madelyn Henson’s house later that Monday afternoon. Henson informed deputies that Barcus’s penis was very small, “almost humanly possible” Henson Said. Barcus was tossed in the slammer later that night the same way Henson threw his heart away.
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