NASA SATELLITE DRILL ENDS HORRIBLY
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According to S.E.T.I. We may only have days left to deal with the impending doom that is satellite junk. A source claimed that on Sunday night Chinese & Russian hackers have reportedly hacked into Nasa's Defence Systems and could potentially use the technology to stage an attack on civilians in the US. The U.N. security council have described this incident as potentially catastrophic for our planet and are currently taking steps to safeguard the realm of cyberspace.
It has been an eventful week for space, a near miss by an asteroid that could have devastated all life as we know it has put into perspective just how small and insignificant we are in this vast ever-expanding universe. Recent evidence seems to suggest that life could be sustained on mars, provided there is enough ice crystals in underground lakes. This breakthrough brings hope to future of humanity and indicates a possibility that man may one day set his foot upon the rust red dust planet and indeed even colonise.
Speaking on behalf of Nasa Don Petit claims " We don not have the technology to defend the planet from space junk...we lost it in 1970 and it's a painful process to find it again" Questions begin to arise like are asteroids real, are satellites just fancy high altitude balloons and is this all just a show deigned to instil the fear of God into the average atheist?
Could it be that the Flat Earther's have been right all along and we don't live on a spinning blue marble circling the sun?
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