Horrible African American NHL Player, Republican Hopeful, Diagnosed With Covid-19
Sunday 24 January 25451 Shares
The New Jersey Devils, in conjunction with the Office of the Republican Party, have released a joint statement confirming that has-been NHL defenceman and Republican political hopeful, PK Subban, has been diagnosed with Covid-19. He fell ill while looting a Victoria's Secret boutique in Manhattan, claiming that he "left his wallet at home, and absolutely had to have those gorgeous purple lacy panties". According to reliable sources he is resting comfortably in a private luxury suite at New York's Bellevue Hospital's psychiatric ward.