Chicago Policeman David Sanchez Fired for Alleged Seducing Woman

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Chicago's finest swore to protect and serve is now being let go of his duties Friday for alleged allegations revolving several accounts of women being seduced by him. Several women accounted that they slept with him due to his police title. It one account it was her life long fantasy to be taken by the police. Due to the recent riots and spotlight on the Chicago PD, the department had to let him go. They announced that although he had nothing illegal, nor wrong, the department must uphold its integrity and public image. An investigation is not being started to see if the department has an issue with uniformed members having several sexual members. Mayor Lightfoot further commented saying that this further proves Chicago PD needs to be defunded. After asking the Mayor why is action being taken for consensual actions, the mayor refused any more questioning.

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