Leon High School student Lawrence Pantaleon confirmed to be a chimp
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Leon High School senior, Lawrence Pantaleon, has spent the past 17 years of his life getting lean and mean for summer. Throughout his time in high school, he has been extremely dedicated to the gym - never taking a day off. His friends have taken up to 2 weeks off the gym in the past, but Lawrence kept grinding. It eventually came to his teachers notice that Lawrence was getting almost too lean. So, he was taken to a facility for testing where they found that he is a literal Chimp. Lawrence had been saying things along the lines of “Rosemary” and “Hes so pissed” for many months leading up to his testing. Upon hearing about this, Lawrence was sentenced to life in the squat rack, where he is currently doing curls for the gurls all while saying “Rosemary” over and over again.
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