Local Belle Vernon Teen Arrested after altercation with three men over his Mazda RX-7.
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Reid Timko, 16, of Rostraver Township was seen leaving the Westmoreland County Detention Facility after being charged with assault and battery after a group of hooligans called his Mazda RX-7 "Gay" and "Fucking retarded". Timko lashed out and struck two of the men in the face with a crowbar, and ran the 3rd victim down with his Mazda, dusting him completely. Witnesses say he had to hold the RX-7 wide open to catch up to the last victim who was on foot. "It took him at least two football field lengths to catch up to him. He really had to try to get up to him but in the end I guess he got him." Said a bystander "He only got up to around 25mph in 200 yards time. Saddy sad." When Timko was asked about the crime, he replied "Fuck off pussy I'll wreck you for sure." More details to come at a later date.
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