Woman finds beetle that carries zombie virus
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Ana has reported that on Tuesday oct 25th 2016. Her youngest child Diego, Was complaining that he was craving human brains.
After finding out that he stepped on a beetle while barefoot is when she discovered the beetle had bitten his big toe while he crushed it to death infecting him with the virus.
Currently her youngest son is living in the basement locked up in his room.
Ana has issued a statement saying she still loves her son very much and is sacrificing neighborhood squirrels and alley cats to feed her zombiefied son.
As for the beetle she is hoping that it was the only beetle That carried the virus.
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