Local Teen Arrested for Biggest Crime in Clewiston History
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Local teenage loser Juan Alvarenga was arrested Thursday night on account of being ugly as hell . Juan was hit by a bus as a young child and his face could not be reconfigured to look normal. Juan had lived most of his life hiding his ugly ass face because of possible having to face charges of public disturbance. His face being the cause of most of his problems he hides it by trying to act cool riding 4-wheelers and knowing about cars. Juan has now been sentenced to life in prison and was forced to where a bag over his face during trial. Clewiston can now be safe knowing they don't have to see that face ever again.
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