Blackburn resident arrested for exposing herself to the public outside Asda

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Dawn Fish 28, of Newchurch Close Blackburn has today been arrested and bailed pending further enquires due to several incidents outside a local Asda supermarket on 6th October Miss Fish was seen by witnesses to be looking suspicious pacing outside the supermarket wearing a yellow trench coat and a pair of heelies.
She then opened her jacket to two builders who where entering the store to expose her naked body and began shaking her breasts at them shouting 'milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolates made.' John Biggs 43, who was the builder who witnessed this spoke to reporters stating ' I felt very intimidated, we tried to hurry into the store but she continued to follow us shouting and exposing herself. She was very fast due to her heelies.'
Security staff where made aware of the incident and contacted the police. Miss Fish resisted arrested and a struggle broke out between herself and the officers resulting in Miss Fish being sprayed with pepper spray and falling to the ground. She was heard shouting 'you bastards, you've made me graze my flaps and scruff my heelies, I'll sue you both!'
She was held in custody and has currently been bailed to her home address.

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