Chalmette man wanted for robbery....

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Local man Jason Juneau, 28, is wanted for robbery. Authorities are warning women to hide any and all lingerie, bras etc...
Juneau was last seen leaving a residential area near the local Wal-Mart, with what appeared to be a victorias secret bag full of brand new lingerie and a larger bag from mr binkeys with several mystery items inside.
One witness said she saw Mr juneau carrying a large pink dildo and handcuffs into dominos and came out with an unidentified woman and a pizza.
Mr Juneaus sick twisted spin on a citizens arrest, as the poor woman was handcuffed to the dildo and forced to make him pizza before taking her elsewhere to hold her hostage...
The Local authorities are asking anyone to please come forward with any information that leads to the whereabouts of Mr Juneau and his hostage.

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