Jupiter Teen Goes Rogue

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Following the night of October 27, Jupiter high school student Wyatt Cessna was found...or was he? Cessna's last whereabouts were at Cinopolis after snorting 62 and a half lines of cocaine, later riding a unicycle half naked onto I-95. Interstate troopers are currently in heavy search for the missing drug lord and expect to make an arrest.

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