Local tragedy in south Trenton
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Local Hamilton resident Amarius Ortiz goes by the alias of owe was caught inside of the cemetery on center street with a shattered esophagus. Local eye witness says he had so much shmeat in his mouth it looked like a cookout. Others says he did it for nick bags of sonic boom. When Amarius was asked about the incident all he had to say about it was "I jaw shmeat all day. I'm from the south side of the boogie down ja heard". Such Heynis acts have landed Amarius in rehab. He's currently in rehab where he jaws shmeat for free.
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