Man Arrested After Choking His Girl Out Because She Sucked The Soul Out Of Him

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Douglas Gray , 26 Of Coatesville was arrested early sunday morning after police got a call to the residence , A woman was laying unconscious with a black eye & a broken neck .. Gray told police it all started in the shower , where they tried that "Mimi & Niko Shit" where the victim busted her ass because he wasnt able to hold her up too long . Her neck snapped , but Gray says Jada insisted on not going to the hospital because she said "she wasnt done with his ass" . With a broken neck the victim took Gray into the bedroom where it all went down he says .. She threw him down , jumped on top & as Gray expresses she Sucked the Soul Outta Him . "It was like my whole body went numb , I told her to stop but she wouldnt" says Gray . I left & came back into my lifeless body & she was still going .. "My balls were touching her heart at this point" .. "She was like a human vaccum cleaner" Gray explains. Next thing i know i took control & finally could pull my chumpy from out her throat . I just lost it when I seen her smiling trying to grab for more , she said to me "Just one more lick it wont hurt" but I knew she was lying she was tryna lock my shit up in her throat & not let go. I cant remember how but I couldnt help but to choke the fuck out of her after that he says. After this Gray says he will not be seeing jada for a while , he tells us "Its bad enough she wont let me get any sleep , she thinks im going to see the woman of my dreams" & "I Just be wanting a lil nap"he says . Gray is waiting to go in front of a judge monday morning, in the meantime he will be held in Chester county prison .

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