Man found master-bating to a Kevin Durant jersey at DICKS
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Police Officials say at approximately 10 am on October 28th, 23 year old Alex Zetouna was found inside of a DICKS Sporting Goods store in Novi, MI master-bating to what appears to be a Kevin Durant jersey. Witness's say he was very aggressive when confronted by store employees and eventually, cops had to be called to the scene. Mr. Zetouna had fled the scene before officials arrived. If you or anyone you know has any information on the crime at hand, please contact your local police department or call 1800-help-now
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