Woman holds convenient store owner hostage over can of iced tea and honeybun

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Today in Oakland woman holds convenient store owner Habib Dukani at bay with a pair of nunchucks while demanding access to the storage room. Assailant dressed as a Pink Poodle with her buttocks out complained to store owner about buns not being "honey" enough! And pointed to her backside and said "now these are honeybuns bitch" Suspect took a box of danish,two black n mild cigars and $37.50 in cash and a two litter of diet pineapple fanta. While making a call and taking Uber away from the sceen. Any information leading to the arrest will be rewarded 1-888 -stop - crime

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